Here is our first funniest quotes list. Enjoy!
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think “I’d tap that.”
My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect.’ That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’
When nothing is going right, go left.
Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.
Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.